Speakers: Justin Ratcliffe, Mark Worden, Rachel Roberts (Standard British accent)

Here are some examples of confusing signs that have appeared in Britain:

In a public bathroom: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW 

In a laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR  CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.

In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

In a safari park: LIONS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

In a health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS