Speakers: Justin Ratcliffe, Mark Worden, Rachel Roberts (Standard British accent)
Here are some examples of confusing signs that have appeared in Britain:
In a public bathroom: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.
In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
In a safari park: LIONS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
In a health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS