Speaker: Chuck Rolando (Standard British accent)

Blonde Jokes

In the United States blonde women are often considered stupid, and are the subject of many jokes.  Here are a couple of examples:

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks: “Can you tell me how long it takes to fly from San Francisco to New York City?”
The agent replies: “Just a minute...”
“Thank you,” the blonde says, and hangs up.

Question: Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
Answer: They think their picture is being taken.