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The Last Laugh

Agosto 2010
Going for a Beer
File audio:

Speaker: Chuck Rolando (Standard American accent)

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decide to go out for a beer together.
The president of Corona sits down and says: “Hey Senor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
Then the Budweiser president says: “I’d like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King Of Beers,’ a Budweiser.” The bartender gives him one.
Next the Coors president says: “I’d like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.” He gets it.
Finally, the Guinness boss sits down and says: “Give me a Coke.” The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask: “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?” The Guinness president replies: “Well, I figured if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither would I.”


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Glossary

brewery presidents - presidenti di birrifici.

dusts off a bottle - spolvera una bottiglia.

shelf - scaffale.

spring water - acqua di sorgente.

taken aback - sorpreso.

I figured... neither would I - ho pensato che se voi non bevete birra, non la bevo nemmeno io.